Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Havent u heard?? - on heartbreak

I'd rather eat Wasabe
I'd rather drink expresso
I'd rather star jump 50 times
I'd rather count my eyelashes
I'd rather smoke pot
I'd rather paint my nails in 78 different colors
I'd rather sleep on logs
I'd rather wear a green top and pink jeans
I'd rather cut my hair unevenly
I'd rather be in credit card debt
I'd rather kiss a frog
I'd rather walk to work
I'd rather not having to eat my milo ice cream
I'd rather not shop
I'd rather not change my undies
I'd rather stand in the scorching hot sun
I'd rather walk in snow blizzard
I'd rather talk to myself
I'd rather not talk
I'd rather watch gay porn
I'd rather clean my keyboard
I'd rather clean my mouse when im at it
I'd rather be bridesmaid for the 8th time
I'd rather watch giraffes mate
I'd rather break dance
I'd rather climb Tabur again and again.... and again
I'd rather join the army
I'd rather join the Communist party
I'd rather run for Prime Minister
I'd rather walk to the moon
I'd rather repeat" how much dope could the dope dealer deal if the dope dealer could deal dope" 63 times
I'd rather deal dope
I'd rather skin sheep
............
than bleed internally...It can cause death u know!

Havent u heard??

3 comments:

Arjuna Qaseh said...

be the bridemaids for the 8th time..
sama la..
haha..
jika itu dpt puaskan hati..
kalukan saja..
tp yang menyihatkan badan ya,
mana tahu,
lebih cantik selepas ini.

desir-hati said...

being bridesmaid memang sumpahan dek...
mencantikkan diri untuk kepuasan org lain? perlu tapi sedikit sedikit kita menjadi hamba.. dont u think? selamat berpuasa! :)

Bil said...

i rather do the same!